'I've grown up to be self-reliant for all of my problems and I'm not going to change now.'  'Did you say this was a 'big' fire?'  Oh yes, Dan, it's a BIG fire.  We've got to hurry.  'Define 'big'.'  Well...it's HUGE!  The whole office will be engulfed any minute.  'Okay, define 'fire'.'  Huh?

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