|"I'm sure they have an 'Independent Thought Warning Button' somewhere at school to take care of problem students..." -B.T.|
[10/05/01: I just added forums to my site. If you'd like to see if anyone else sent anything to the PESH forum, go here. Feel free to share any info you have about your life or attempt to find old friends!]
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: In light of the Colorado school shooting, I felt it was important to place this disclaimer online. First of all, this page was created 3 1/2 years ago (so please excuse the horrid design -- the rest of my site looks much better these days), when I was just out of high school.
The "Trenchcoat Gang Mafia" was a name generally accepted at PESH describing these supposedly loser AD&D-playing kids at school who talked to themselves, bore antisocial attitudes, and wore trenchcoats, no matter how unbearable the Dallas heat was. THIS WAS JUST A NAME LIKE ANY OTHER. This "gang" is in no way related to the Trenchcoat Mafia in that Colorado school. They did not assign themselves this name, nor do I think did they have any idea they were being called a name. These guys never caused any problems at all. And no, I was NEVER involved with this group of kids. Where do you guys GET this stuff?
Nevertheless, I have received e-mails from many different people, including big-time newspapers' reporters, so I would really appreciate it if you would e-mail me and let me know you came here looking for information. Don't ask me what I know, though, because in all honesty, I don't know anything about these shootings. To date, I have been contacted by curious folks from the NY Times, Time Magazine, Dallas Morning News, KTVT in Dallas, FOX in Dallas, the San Francisco Examiner, the Plano police department, and about 100 other curious individuals. If you want, you can read this non-news article quoting me in the Dallas Morning News, in which I do my best surfer impression. Like, no way...
Please do NOT burden the Plano police department with calls -- I can assure you there is no connection regarding Plano. I have talked to the Plano police department regarding this incident and people have been calling over there. If you read this disclaimer, you will understand that there is no link -- if you read anything or hear anything from any media organizations up there, they should make it clear that this page is only a victim of a misunderstanding.
Here is my write-up of the incident thus far, as of late Tuesday night. It includes the supposed URLs of the suspects' web sites, since so many people have been asking me for them. Good luck finding what you want to find, folks.
If you're looking for info about the school shooting and the warning the Trenchcoat Mafia gave, please go to the Drudge Report for raw speculation.
Final note: although the "Trenchcoat Gang Mafia" at my school was not involved, they should probably be investigated on grounds of kookiness. I am not making light of the school shooting -- I am thankful to make it through high school without anything crazy like this. I even missed all the Plano heroin overdoses that came shortly after I graduated.
Two years we went to that school. Five days a week we went to that school. Approximately seven hours a day we went to that school. And we still didn't figure everything out.
This page asks mostly questions but has just one obvious answer: we never figured that big tan commune out.
Have any more questions about Plano East? Send them to me.
The logo and other official pictures have been borrowed from Plano East Senior High School, and all credit goes to it. The rest of the images have been created by Ben Turner and cannot be used without his consent.
Also keep in mind that this web site is all in good fun. No grades or exams will be given for covering this material.