[for benturner.com] out of 481 documents you used the word "fuck" or its derivatives a total of 390 times. According to my calculations the word "fuck" appears on 81% of pages. out of 481 documents you used the word "shit" or its derivatives a total of 590 times. According to my calculations the word "shit" has been used every 1.22 pages. out of 481 documents you used the word "bitch" or its derivatives a total of 53 times. According to my calculations the word "bitch" appears 11% of the time out of 481 documents you used the word "damn" or its derivatives a total of 52 times. According to my calculations the word "damn" appears 11% of the time out of 481 documents you used the word "hell" or its derivatives a total of 276 times. According to my calculations the word "hell" appears 57% of the time. out of 481 documents you used the word "I" or its derivatives a total of 21,129 times. According to my calculations the word "I" appears 43.9 times on each of your pages. so if you calculate these together (omitting the "I" of course) you swear an average of 2.8 times per page.