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Drosophila melanogaster

7hrs / M / Straight / Single :D

the fruit bowl

His Details

Last Online
September 6
Ethnicity
Dark-Bellied Dew Lover ;)
Height
2.4mm
Body Type
Abdomeny
Diet
rotting fruit usually lol
Looking For
Short-term breeding partners
Smokes
Used to
Drinks
If fruit fermented enough
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Breeder
Income
$38,203/yr
Offspring
~1,400
Pets
N/A
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a model organism. I'm so important that I'm a key species in research for genetics, physiology, microbial pathogenesis, and life history evolution. I totally like to travel, and I like good food. Will you have dessert with me, then have my 400 children?

I love a girl who can make me laugh. Also, she should be able to hang with the guys and watch some football, but still look classy when I take her out.

I unfortunately have a condition where I do not have an adaptive immune system, only an innate one. Also, I may or may not be implanted with Parkinson's, Huntington's, spinocerebellar ataxia and Alzheimer's disease. I also may or may not have been used to study mechanisms underlying aging and oxidative stress, immunity, diabetes, and cancer, as well as drug abuse. Look, I needed money for college, and they were looking for students trying to make a little extra money being test subjects. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I NEVER EVEN LEARNED HOW TO READ!

I also however have 75% recognizable match with human disease genes, and 50% mammalian homologs in my fly protein sequences, so I've managed to find a nice symbiosis with the human species to ensure my survival. Since 1910 at Columbia University, baby!! Turned on yet?

I'm so loaded that I've got 139.5 million base pairs and 15,016 genes, with 4 chromosomes (X/Y pair, and 3 autosomes). I'm makin' it rain...with base pairs.

Ladies, please no one over 9 hours old, thanks. MILFs allowed.
What I’m doing with my life
eating

breeding

I only live for 30 days so Ferris Bueller's mantra of not missing it is important to me
I’m really good at
karaoke
non-linear algebra
lab research
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I have a quick sense of humor. I work out a lot. You'll like my sexcombs and claspers -- I have good breeding. You won't be able to control yourself when I orient myself while playing a courtship song by horizontally extending and vibrating my wings and positioning myself at the rear of your abdomen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
this is tough one. For now I will just do a top 5 of books,movies, and music i have been enjoying this past couple of days. there is just to much. i could go on and on. which i love to do, but not here.

(In no particular order)
Books:

1. Kafka's Metamorphosis
2. Orson Scott Card - Ender's Game
3. Twilight LOL
4. 50 Shades of Gray LOL (don't worry ladies, I have 760 unit eyes and 8 photoreceptor cells per ommatidium, and I don't see excess blue light)
Movies:
1. The Fly, duh
2. A Bug's Life
3. Starship Troopers (SO KICKASS)
4. The Notebook (not just for ladies!)

Music i have been listening to a lot lately.

1. SABBATH!!!
2. The Roots
3. Carly Rae Jepsen
4. Henry Rollins
5. Sugar Ray
6. Offspring
I spend a lot of time thinking about
editing music
my friends
my family
what to do this weekend
god
when it's going to rain next
satan
buying a motorcycle
On a typical Friday night I am
playing records in my room or at afriends house, drinking beer. Or at some a bar, at a show. staying in. drinking tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i play video-games. shocking right. but never in front of a lady.
poor taste. unless you are playing with me. which is very rare.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 6-8 hours
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • Who beat their wings 220 times per second
You should message me if
rock and roll, beers and burgers sound like a fun time.