I love a girl who can make me laugh. Also, she should be able to hang with the guys and watch some football, but still look classy when I take her out.
I unfortunately have a condition where I do not have an adaptive immune system, only an innate one. Also, I may or may not be implanted with Parkinson's, Huntington's, spinocerebellar ataxia and Alzheimer's disease. I also may or may not have been used to study mechanisms underlying aging and oxidative stress, immunity, diabetes, and cancer, as well as drug abuse. Look, I needed money for college, and they were looking for students trying to make a little extra money being test subjects. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I NEVER EVEN LEARNED HOW TO READ!
I also however have 75% recognizable match with human disease genes, and 50% mammalian homologs in my fly protein sequences, so I've managed to find a nice symbiosis with the human species to ensure my survival. Since 1910 at Columbia University, baby!! Turned on yet?
I'm so loaded that I've got 139.5 million base pairs and 15,016 genes, with 4 chromosomes (X/Y pair, and 3 autosomes). I'm makin' it rain...with base pairs.
Ladies, please no one over 9 hours old, thanks. MILFs allowed.